Hey Beyonce, it’s Kim.
Kardashian.
Kardashian.
Kanye’s girlfriend.
Guess who’s gonna have a little playmate soon!!!
No- Kar-dash-i-an. You know, I’m always four seats down from you at the basketball games?
Anyway, Bey, I’m pregnant!! Isn’t it exciting!! Blue Ivy is gonna have a little cousin soon!!!!
No I- yes. No I know, not relat- I mean… okay yes I know we’re not related.
How did I get this number?
Hello?
Beyonce?
I’ve been waiting